"Well then there you go! Length equals classic literature! Your teacher was just jealous - I bet he was a frustrated author."

Iggy looks interested. "Which one was Hemmingway? The one with cats?" Yeah. He might have slept through English class.

Iggy looks coy. It's a well rehearsed expression. "The good looks help with the distraction. But, yeah, I was homeschooled so I'm actually really stupid with people."